LIBERAL JOKES!!!


Q: What's the difference between a Democrat politician and a leech?
A: A leech quits sucking your blood after you die.

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a vampire?
A: vampire only sucks blood at night.

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat on a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?
A: The vacuum has the dirt bag on the inside.

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead Democrat in the road?
A: Vultures will eat the skunk.

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a prostitute?
A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a bucket of cow manure?
A: The bucket.

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?
A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.