David Letterman's Top Ten Dick Cheney Excuses
10. "Heart palpitation caused trigger finger to spasm"
9. "Wanted to get the Iraq mess off the front page"
8. "Not enough Jim Beam"
7. "Trying to stop the spread of bird flu"
6. "I love to shoot people"
5. "Guy was making cracks about my lesbian daughter"
4. "I thought the guy was trying to go 'gay cowboy' on me"
3. "Excuse? I hit him, didn't I?"
2. "Until Democrats approve medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices for the elderly"
1. "Made a bet with Gretzky's wife"
posted by Eye Witness at 4:37 PM
1 Comments:
ZIPPER YOU NEED TO ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE SWALLOWED UP BY REALITY LIKE THE REST OF US.
YOU ALMOST CONSTANTLY REMAIN IN YOUR OWN ROOM AND IN CHARGE.
WHEN I REPEATED RUNNIN'S JOKE BACK AT YOU ONE DAY, YOU WERE NOT ABLE TO TAKE IT, SHOWING A GREAT LACK OF HUMOUR AND INTEGRITY
Rob517
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