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Sweeping anti-abortion laws proposed

Legislators in at least five states are proposing bold anti-abortion measures as the Bush administration reshapes the U.S. Supreme Court, a report said.
With the goal of challenging the Roe vs. Wade ruling that ensured a woman's right to an abortion, lawmakers in Georgia, Indiana, Ohio, South Dakota and Tennessee propose banning all abortions except when the woman's life is in danger, Stateline.org reported.
If enacted, legal experts said the laws would be the first absolute abortion bans since the landmark 1973 ruling.
However, some abortion foes worry that state bans could backfire especially since five pro-Roe justices remain in the Supreme Court.
It's as predictable as the sun rising that lower courts would strike down such state bans, said Americans United for Life Director Clarke Forsythe.
It would be better to pass legislation "that can be enforced," such as parental notification requirements and fetal pain warnings, the constitutional lawyer told the state issues organization.
source:http://www.washtimes.com

This Day In History Jan 30 1835

Andrew Jackson is the subject of the first recorded assassination attempt on a U.S. president. After a man fires shots at him, Jackson beat the shit out of his would-be assassin.

NEWS FLASH!!! BlueTea wins Teeth-Idol (choppers of the month)


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The Social Issues Tattler

Sunday, January 29, 2006



Congratulations to Pal Idol

Lexislauren pulled it off. Tonight, her room aping the hit T.V show "American Idol", was better than anyone could have expected. All credit for a great evening falls directly on her shoulders.

At times there were 80 people enjoying the competition.

CharlesNewYork, MPT Nuthead, and No Soup for You, were the judges, and admins. They had a tough job, put up with endless shit in text, and ran the room as perfect as any room could be run. These men should be thanked by everyone who enjoyed the room.

The three finalists are ------ Diamond44 ....... Marolyn40 ....... Dressagegal.

All very deserving winners. The final show will be Feb 4. 8 Pm Est.

The four biggest bitchers who tried to ruin the room were ------- Campingfool, Mothers and Dan. (no shock here) , and Zulu MaGoo


Idiot of the day --- Campingfool

Admin of the day ---- Charles, Nuthead, and No Soup.

Nice person of the day ---- Lexilauren

Any other topics would take from the importance of such a good room tonight.

Thank you to all involved.


THE ABOVE ARTICLE WAS OBTAINED FROM... SOURCE: www.socialissuestattler.com

Client needed op after prostitute bit penis

A PROSTITUTE who bit her client's penis so hard he required an operation has denied grievous bodily harm with intent.

Prosecutor Matthew McNiff told the jury Louise Jowett carried out the attack because Brett O'Leary, from Clare, near Haverhill, told her he had no more money to give her after already paying her for sex.

Outlining the case Mr McNiff said 22-year-old Jowett, who denies the charge, had bitten and continued to bite Mr O'Leary for up to 45 seconds during the assault. The force and determination of Jowett's attack was said to have led to Mr O'Leary requiring an operation.

The court heard during the early hours of September 3 last year Mr O'Leary was in the Brownswood Road area of London cruising for a prostitute.

He pulled up by the kerb and Jowett, of Holborn, London, ran to his car. Mr McNiff said as she approached she greeted him with words to the effect of "hello, stranger." The jury was told she had known him previously, and having greeted him got into the car.

When negotiations were complete she agreed to travel with him to his home 60 miles away in Clare on condition she was paid upfront.

The court heard she used the money to purchase drugs via a telephone call while on the way. The pair arrived at Mr O'Leary's home about 2am. Jowett by this time had taken the drugs and they shared a bottle of champagne before having sex.

It was alleged that afterwards she asked Mr O'Leary for more cash, becoming more aggressive as her requests continued. While performing a sex act on Mr O'Leary he told her he did not have any more cash.

Mr McNiff said she took his penis in her mouth and gripped it between her teeth. He said: "She bit hard. She bit very hard. This caused what Mr O'Leary described as indescribable pain."

The jury heard Mr O'Leary tried to prise open Jowett's mouth with his hands while she made sounds like an animal. He pleaded with her and he begged her to let go while hitting her to try to get her off.

Mr McNiff said there was a lot of blood while Mr O'Leary screamed and then ran to call 999.

The jury heard that when interviewed by police Jowett told them she had never met Mr O'Leary before and she had acted to protect herself. She claimed he had raped her and forced her to perform a sex act on him and the only thing she could do was bite him.

The case continues at Ipswich Crown Court.

Source: http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/

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Former Saddam Air Force General: WMD Moved To Syria
I know this goes against the narrative the media and the left want everyone to believe, but another source claims that Saddam's WMDs were moved out of Iraq and into Syria prior to the country's liberation by coalition forces.

The man who served as the no. 2 official in Saddam Hussein's air force says Iraq moved weapons of mass destruction into Syria before the war by loading the weapons into civilian aircraft in which the passenger seats were removed.

The Iraqi general, Georges Sada, makes the charges in a new book, "Saddam's Secrets," released this week. He detailed the transfers in an interview yesterday with The New York Sun.

"There are weapons of mass destruction gone out from Iraq to Syria, and they must be found and returned to safe hands," Mr. Sada said. "I am confident they were taken over."


It's hard to get excited about such things now because we've been reporting on these developments for a long time and found virtually nothing gets done about it. But, I would recommend getting the book and reading what Iraqi general Sada has to say.

Los Angeles Times columnist, Joel
Stein, wrote a piece titled "Warriors and Wusses"

On Tuesday of this week, regular Los Angeles Times columnist, Joel
Stein, wrote a piece titled "Warriors and Wusses" in which he began:

"I DON'T SUPPORT our troops."

Stein goes on to explain that he is, "not for the war. And being
against the war and saying you support the troops is one of the wussiest
positions the pacifists have ever taken - and they're wussy by definition.
It's as if the one lesson they took away from Vietnam wasn't to avoid
foreign conflicts with no pressing national interest but to remember to
throw a parade afterward."

Mr. Stein told the news media today he stands by his column, despite
the controversy being generated.

Well isn't that nice.

Hundreds of thousands of men and women are risking their lives to
protect American citizens like Joel Stein from terrorist attack. They also
protect his freedom and rights to say asinine things in column and
laugh it all off with a smirk.

About the only thing you can say for him is that he is at least honest.
Those who have been protesting in the protests organized by MoveOn.org
against the war on terrorism really don't support our troops.

That's why instead of sending cards and letters of support to the
troops, they instead chose to heckle the wounded veterans at Walter Reid
Medical Center, or to travel the Jesse Jackson-Al Sharpton-Martin Sheen
circuit with Cindy Sheehan.

I'd like to ask that you explain to Mr. Stein how lucky he is that
these men and women have given such sacrifice and service. He obviously
does not recognize the importance of the war against terrorism. He
obviously does not realize that when you have al-Qaida bases in Iraq and
Afghanistan, where terrorists train to kill Americans, it's not so bad to
have our heroic men and women of the U.S. Armed Forces go in and do
something about it.

Mr. Stein's email address is: thejoelstein@yahoo.com

Please, be civil, but firm when contacting him. I would like to think
that if thousands of Americans wrote him a note explaining all the good
things our troops were doing, and why he should support THEIR MISSIONS
that it might make an impact on him and cause him to stop and think.

And next, please contact the editor of the Los Angeles Times, Mr. Dean
Baquet, and ask him why it is that the L.A. Times consistently finds
itself at the center of controversy for pushing a radical far-left
agenda.

They've used their front page to attack Republican candidates, they've
used their editorial pages to urge support for liberal causes.

And now their columnists are urging Americans to stop showing support
for our troops.

Mr. Dean Baquet's email address is: dean.baquet@latimes.com

And his phone number is (213) 237-7001

I hope he provides us all with his justification of why one of
America's largest newspapers seems to continually champion people who root
against our nation.

And thats all I got to say about that...

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Car Condensation Keeps Trapped Woman Alive

Thursday, January 12, 2006

(01-12) 15:31 PST Vancouver, Wash. (AP) --


An 88-year-old woman, trapped in her car for six days after driving off the road on the way home from the grocery store, sustained herself by wiping condensation off the windshield with a towel and sucking the moisture, her son says.


Mary Lillian Anderson was in satisfactory condition Thursday at Southwest Washington Medical Center.


She was rescued Wednesday by a delivery truck driver who noticed the car stuck in blackberry bushes just off Interstate 5 and peered inside. He says he was braced for the sight of a body.


"She was sitting right there, staring back at me," said Andrew Thompson, who delivers propane in rural Clark County. "She looked very happy."


Anderson disappeared Jan. 6 after she misjudged a corner, drove across a broad gravel-covered shoulder and tipped her car into a steep drop-off filled with blackberry bushes.


Her 1997 Cadillac Seville was hidden from view but within earshot of I-5.


She was reported missing Jan. 7 when her neighbors at the Whipple Creek Condominiums noticed she hadn't come home.


The Clark County sheriff's office issued a missing persons report but did not conduct a search because they didn't know where to begin, Detective Rick Buckner said. When Buckner found no activity on Anderson's credit cards or bank account, he feared she was dead.


Sometime Monday or Tuesday, a deputy pulled a car over in the gravel turnout a few feet from Anderson's car, but thick blackberry bushes and other brush blocked the officer's view of her car.


Thompson said the height of his truck's cab gave him a perfect view Wednesday of the cranberry-colored car down the embankment.


"If there had been leaves on the trees, I don't think she would have made it, I wouldn't have been able to see her," he said.


"The lady is just very, very lucky to be alive," Buckner said.


Thompson said he tried to open the car door but found it wedged shut.


"I yelled back to her that I was going to get help," he said. He climbed back up the bank, called 911, and then went back to the car. In time he was able to wrench open the door, and he waited with Anderson for rescue crews.


"She held my hand," he said.


One of Anderson's sons, Rob Johnson of Pendleton, Ore., said his mother's groceries were out of reach in the trunk. She kept herself distracted by harvesting water and by praying, talking to her guardian angel and counting to 500 and back, over and over again, he said.


"We're very thankful to him," he said of Thompson. "He's definitely sort of an angel."

"Vampire" Runs for Minnesota Governor's Office - Files on Friday the 13th
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Self proclaimed vampire and Satan worshiper Jonathan "The Impaler" Sharkey, 41, has filed as a candidate for the state's highest office. He filed his candidacy on January 13th as a member of the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party.
Sharkey, who states that "Politics is a cut-throat business," has a unique idea in mind for curbing crime. He wants to execute murderers and child molesters by impaling them on a pole in front of the state capitol building.
Sharkey, who says that he respects all religions, stated, "I'm a Satanist who doesn't hate Jesus, I just hate God the Father." Sharkey, a former small time wrestler, also claims to suck his wife's blood regularly by sinking his fangs into her.
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I just wanted to thank you all for taking the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months

Extra thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes, because I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope.

Also, I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

Because of your concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper, since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave
because it causes cancer.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants, even though I smell like a
water buffalo on a hot day. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a cologne sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from, nor send packages by, UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. I no longer answer the phone, because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan.

I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike.

I no longer have to buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.

I no longer leave the one I love for the one I like because the one that I like will leave me for the one they love... Every night my true love will realize how much they still love me. Between 1 & 4 in the afternoon, everyday the shock of my life will occur.
(Still waiting)

I no longer worry about my soul because at last count I have 363,214 angels looking out for me. Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

I no longer have any money because I gave them to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital (for the 258th time) but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special email program.

Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favor! If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7 minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diarrhea will land on your head at 6:00 p.m. Minneapolis time this
evening. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician.


Again THANK YOU.

US Had Plans to Invade Canada
In the early part of the 1930's, the United States drew up plans for an all-out invasion of Canada, declassified documents have revealed.
The invasion, titled War Plan Red, was part of a set of plans that were set up to deal with possible conflicts with Britain, Japan, Germany and other countries.
The US thought, at the time, that Great Britain would use Canada as a way to invade the US.
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Today in
U.S. President History

1790 - In the United States, George Washington delivered the first State of the Union address.

1815 - U.S. General Andrew Jackson achieved victory at the Battle of New Orleans. The War of 1812 had officially ended on December 24, 1814, with the signing of the Treaty of Ghent. The news of the signing had not reached British troops in time to prevent their attack on New Orleans.

1853 - A bronze statue of Andrew Jackson on a horse was unveiled in Lafayette Park in Washington, DC. The statue was the work of Clark Mills.

1900 - U.S. President McKinley placed Alaska under military rule.

1918 - U.S. President Woodrow Wilson announced his Fourteen Points as the basis for peace upon the end of World War I.

1964 - U.S. President Lyndon Johnson declared a "War on Poverty."

1973 - The trial opened in Washington, of seven men accused of bugging Democratic Party headquarters in the Watergate apartment complex in Washington, DC.

1992 - U.S. President George Bush collapsed during a state dinner in Tokyo. White House officials said Bush was suffering from stomach flu.



U.S. President Quotes


President Nixon's motto was, if two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
- Norman Cousins of the Daily Telegraph, on President Richard Nixon.

Jewish Woman Marries Dolphin
Sharon Tendler, a Jewish Millionaire from London was wed to a male dolphin named Cindy. The two have been seeing each other for many years after meeting fifteen years ago. Consent from Cindy's trainer was given for this unorthodox union.
The Two were wed on a dock in Israel in front of a huge crowd. After vows were switched, she was thrown into the water so she could swim with her new husband.
Sharon was quoted as saying "I'm the happiest girl on earth, I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert."
Source: www.novinite.com

ON THIS DATE: TIMES Man Of The Year 1938 Adolf Hitler (1889–1945)
source:http://en.wikipedia.org