"Vampire" Runs for Minnesota Governor's Office - Files on Friday the 13th
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Self proclaimed vampire and Satan worshiper Jonathan "The Impaler" Sharkey, 41, has filed as a candidate for the state's highest office. He filed his candidacy on January 13th as a member of the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party.
Sharkey, who states that "Politics is a cut-throat business," has a unique idea in mind for curbing crime. He wants to execute murderers and child molesters by impaling them on a pole in front of the state capitol building.
Sharkey, who says that he respects all religions, stated, "I'm a Satanist who doesn't hate Jesus, I just hate God the Father." Sharkey, a former small time wrestler, also claims to suck his wife's blood regularly by sinking his fangs into her.
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