Guts or Balls

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them?

GUTS:
is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


BALLS:
is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume
and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and
having the balls to say:
"You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.