Fire Chief Suspended for Having Sex with Lamb (click for full story)

An assistant fire chief with the Mesa, Arizona, fire department has been suspended pending investigation of an allegation that he was caught attempting to have sex with a lamb.
According to the report, the assistant chief knocked on both doors of his neighbor's house, and upon receiving no answer, took one of the neighbor's lambs into the barn and attempted to have sex with it.
However, the neighbor's daughter was at home and did see the chief take the lamb into the barn. She called her father who went into the barn and found the assistant chief with his pants down.