The Social Issues Tattler
Monday, October 17, 2005
Silence is the true friend that never betrays.
Starlyin and Mothers...
Mothers, if only she'd learnt the true meaning of silence and friendship, but alas, her mouth will forever be her enemy. Her flapping lips, and forked tongue, have cost her the only friend she really had in Social Issues; Miss Starlyin. When all denounced Mothers as a fraud and fake, it was Starlyin, who carried the Excalibur with Mothers name emblazoned upon it, fighting off nay-sayers. Starlyin took on all comers too. Friends in long standing, newcomers to the game of chatting, and confidants whispering warnings in her ear, were all cast aside for the wandering words of Mothers. Then the asp bit again, and Starlyin was her final victim. Mortie, alias Dan, typed into text in Starlyin's room, that Mothers had sent both Tornado and Starlyin money. As quick as Crazy Cajun can have a seizure, Starlyin jumped on what had been said, and demanded Mothers come to the mic, and refute the lie, or attest to its truth. Mothers tried her best to obfuscate, but Starlyin dogged the woman merciless, until Mothers said on mic “Yes, I sent you money Starlyin." The room silenced, as Starlyin rose up, and plunged her sword directly into Mother's dragging tongue. Starlyin denies ever seeing a penny of money, and Mothers left the room in shame. The true tragedy here is not a few pennies sent or not sent, but the betrayal of someone once called a friend. No one can deny Starlyin's loyalty to Mothers in the past, and at times it was so intense it seemed Starlyin was about to risk it all for the lunatic Lakota pickle sucker.
Crazy Cajun and Goatlove
(Music from the Exocist plays in the background) If this isn't a train wreck, nothing is. These two are the perfect recipe for insanity, and the circus begins when they attempt to discuss anything, and then sadly they agree. It's a true batty-banana bonanza, where sugar plum fairies dance the cuckoo concerto to an unbalanced orchestra. A recent conversation, (if you can call it that) went like this.
Crazy: I'm a crazy Cajun coonass, and (sniff) I just got (sniff) me something (sniff) for a cold firewoman gave me.
Goatlove: How can firewoman be cold when she is a fire?
Crazy: I said she done give me a cold.
Goatlove: Did she email you?
Crazy: (sniff) No, she sneezed on the mic.
Goatlove: Poor Mike.
Crazy: Mike who?
Goatlove: My dog named Mike, he died
Crazy: How did he die?
Goatlove: He turned blue and shit on the floor.
Crazy: From a cold?
Goatlove: No from about ten feet away
Crazy: (sniff) I don't feel no good
Goatlove: Stay out of the backyard.
Firewoman and Scarlet Begonias
You have to give baskets of kudos to these two women. They have taken the art of sexual impulsiveness to an entirely new level and place. In the adult playground, they were simply two more players on the board of T and A, but in Social Issues they are the Barbie Twins of the geriatric group. The limp and lascivious men lounge in their room for any titbit to be dropped, or soft moan on mic to be uttered. When this happens the old men giggle and grab their crotches in glee. A superb dirty old man moment, indeed. Boaz can be seen lurking at the windows, too afraid to enter, because the true boldness of these two women, are like ice cubes to his testes. The younger men, who can go toe to toe with Fire and scarlet, egg them on, knowing the game that is being played. It's time for all the old farts to snap their suspenders up, zip their trousers tightly, and realize they have about as much chance with these two as a two dollar hairpiece in a hurricane.
Sensibly Forward and Tornado
Social Issues remake of Rainman. Who can't imagine Tornado dragging Sensibly through K-Mart to buy his underwear, as she shouts and screams that K-Mart sucks? The King of Gondor and the Queen of Mean, are as well suited for each other as any couples that have ever jumped the broom for a room in Social Issues. Tornado slaps his saber, as his cats scatter and spray urine like bullets from a Gatling gun, then he falls deeper and deeper into his world of fantasy. Sensibly uses the situation to appear almost human by dragging her Rainman from room to room making him perform to the crowd as she grinds the organ. Just when he reaches his manic peak, she takes the opportunity to degrade and impune some poor unsuspecting slob. When she's finished chewing holes in them, she licks her lips, coughs up a fur ball, and sends in her clown for a commercial break.
Isabellah and Voo
Ebony and Ivory. It doesn't get better than this. Isabellah has used up all the available men in Social Issues, and a few of them she did twice. She's now left with only Voo to play verbal ping pong with, so she sits obediently at his slippered feet, giggling and tossing him peeled grapes with her toes. Voo, loves the attention, and giggles right back, showing everyone in his room he is fair because, not only does he tolerate the half-baked republican Isabellah, he even likes her. Isabellah's politics lie deeply within her need to be the center of attention at all costs, when really she doesn't know a filibuster from a filet. Voo, on the other hand, would sell his virgin mother for a larger room, and so Samson, meet your Delilah.
Possil and Women.
What does this man have that all women want? Possil has more women swooning over him, than Hugh Hefner has bunnies humping his leg. Is it his swarthy Scottish accent, or his never-ending need to please? Maybe, it's just that above all, he's a gentleman. E Pluribus runs a close second to men with class in Social Issues. Chat Attack, Andrea, Frisson, sincere, and Suzanne aka (long name, but you know who you are) top the list of women with extraordinarily decent souls with demanding minds. What is wrong with Karen Dances who spits out hate to everyone who disagrees with her dogma, or Karl Az-d, who does the same? These folks are the ying and yang of social issues. Some make it a joy, others make it a mess. What happened to decent conversation about controversial subjects, without name calling, abusive language, or sexual, racist, belittling comments.
Idiot of the day --- MothersBruleSioux
Admin of the day--- Firewoman
Nice Person of the day --- Starlyin
Quote of the day --- Sultan0fSleeze 6 9: i dont have issues, i have the whole damn subscription...
Monday, October 17, 2005
Silence is the true friend that never betrays.
Starlyin and Mothers...
Mothers, if only she'd learnt the true meaning of silence and friendship, but alas, her mouth will forever be her enemy. Her flapping lips, and forked tongue, have cost her the only friend she really had in Social Issues; Miss Starlyin. When all denounced Mothers as a fraud and fake, it was Starlyin, who carried the Excalibur with Mothers name emblazoned upon it, fighting off nay-sayers. Starlyin took on all comers too. Friends in long standing, newcomers to the game of chatting, and confidants whispering warnings in her ear, were all cast aside for the wandering words of Mothers. Then the asp bit again, and Starlyin was her final victim. Mortie, alias Dan, typed into text in Starlyin's room, that Mothers had sent both Tornado and Starlyin money. As quick as Crazy Cajun can have a seizure, Starlyin jumped on what had been said, and demanded Mothers come to the mic, and refute the lie, or attest to its truth. Mothers tried her best to obfuscate, but Starlyin dogged the woman merciless, until Mothers said on mic “Yes, I sent you money Starlyin." The room silenced, as Starlyin rose up, and plunged her sword directly into Mother's dragging tongue. Starlyin denies ever seeing a penny of money, and Mothers left the room in shame. The true tragedy here is not a few pennies sent or not sent, but the betrayal of someone once called a friend. No one can deny Starlyin's loyalty to Mothers in the past, and at times it was so intense it seemed Starlyin was about to risk it all for the lunatic Lakota pickle sucker.
Crazy Cajun and Goatlove
(Music from the Exocist plays in the background) If this isn't a train wreck, nothing is. These two are the perfect recipe for insanity, and the circus begins when they attempt to discuss anything, and then sadly they agree. It's a true batty-banana bonanza, where sugar plum fairies dance the cuckoo concerto to an unbalanced orchestra. A recent conversation, (if you can call it that) went like this.
Crazy: I'm a crazy Cajun coonass, and (sniff) I just got (sniff) me something (sniff) for a cold firewoman gave me.
Goatlove: How can firewoman be cold when she is a fire?
Crazy: I said she done give me a cold.
Goatlove: Did she email you?
Crazy: (sniff) No, she sneezed on the mic.
Goatlove: Poor Mike.
Crazy: Mike who?
Goatlove: My dog named Mike, he died
Crazy: How did he die?
Goatlove: He turned blue and shit on the floor.
Crazy: From a cold?
Goatlove: No from about ten feet away
Crazy: (sniff) I don't feel no good
Goatlove: Stay out of the backyard.
Firewoman and Scarlet Begonias
You have to give baskets of kudos to these two women. They have taken the art of sexual impulsiveness to an entirely new level and place. In the adult playground, they were simply two more players on the board of T and A, but in Social Issues they are the Barbie Twins of the geriatric group. The limp and lascivious men lounge in their room for any titbit to be dropped, or soft moan on mic to be uttered. When this happens the old men giggle and grab their crotches in glee. A superb dirty old man moment, indeed. Boaz can be seen lurking at the windows, too afraid to enter, because the true boldness of these two women, are like ice cubes to his testes. The younger men, who can go toe to toe with Fire and scarlet, egg them on, knowing the game that is being played. It's time for all the old farts to snap their suspenders up, zip their trousers tightly, and realize they have about as much chance with these two as a two dollar hairpiece in a hurricane.
Sensibly Forward and Tornado
Social Issues remake of Rainman. Who can't imagine Tornado dragging Sensibly through K-Mart to buy his underwear, as she shouts and screams that K-Mart sucks? The King of Gondor and the Queen of Mean, are as well suited for each other as any couples that have ever jumped the broom for a room in Social Issues. Tornado slaps his saber, as his cats scatter and spray urine like bullets from a Gatling gun, then he falls deeper and deeper into his world of fantasy. Sensibly uses the situation to appear almost human by dragging her Rainman from room to room making him perform to the crowd as she grinds the organ. Just when he reaches his manic peak, she takes the opportunity to degrade and impune some poor unsuspecting slob. When she's finished chewing holes in them, she licks her lips, coughs up a fur ball, and sends in her clown for a commercial break.
Isabellah and Voo
Ebony and Ivory. It doesn't get better than this. Isabellah has used up all the available men in Social Issues, and a few of them she did twice. She's now left with only Voo to play verbal ping pong with, so she sits obediently at his slippered feet, giggling and tossing him peeled grapes with her toes. Voo, loves the attention, and giggles right back, showing everyone in his room he is fair because, not only does he tolerate the half-baked republican Isabellah, he even likes her. Isabellah's politics lie deeply within her need to be the center of attention at all costs, when really she doesn't know a filibuster from a filet. Voo, on the other hand, would sell his virgin mother for a larger room, and so Samson, meet your Delilah.
Possil and Women.
What does this man have that all women want? Possil has more women swooning over him, than Hugh Hefner has bunnies humping his leg. Is it his swarthy Scottish accent, or his never-ending need to please? Maybe, it's just that above all, he's a gentleman. E Pluribus runs a close second to men with class in Social Issues. Chat Attack, Andrea, Frisson, sincere, and Suzanne aka (long name, but you know who you are) top the list of women with extraordinarily decent souls with demanding minds. What is wrong with Karen Dances who spits out hate to everyone who disagrees with her dogma, or Karl Az-d, who does the same? These folks are the ying and yang of social issues. Some make it a joy, others make it a mess. What happened to decent conversation about controversial subjects, without name calling, abusive language, or sexual, racist, belittling comments.
Idiot of the day --- MothersBruleSioux
Admin of the day--- Firewoman
Nice Person of the day --- Starlyin
Quote of the day --- Sultan0fSleeze 6 9: i dont have issues, i have the whole damn subscription...
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