The Social Issues Tattler
Thursday, October 20, 2005
The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.
Sensibly Forward and Starlyin are invested members of the “they are liars, I've been wronged" club. Dues, to this most prestigious of sisterhood society is the ability to convince anyone that everyone is telling half truths but you. Lessons will be provided to those who dabble in truth as a mainstay. The Double S Liar's Club is based on a pack of lies, and half truths, draped in intimidation through friendship. Sensibly skewered Possil on a spit today, because in her words “if you believe them and not me, that says all I need to know about you." What a load of intimidating horse shit that is. Sensibly seems to think she holds the brain and thinking power of everyone she encounters, and this might be why she cowers in corners with the weak willed and limping loonies, because they refuse to, or can't point out the inconsistencies of her endless and complete distortion of truth. Starlyin is no better at trying to toss the limelight of lies onto another. This woman has roasted E Pluribus over an open pit of obfuscation about his authorship of The Tattler, but for some reason she can't understand why he is not to be believed, but she is? Can either of these women find the good common sense to see they do nothing but bully buddies into submission, and when that doesn't occur they toss their hair and stomp off in a shunning snit that would make an Amish community sit up and cheer the practice. E. Pluribus and PossilFossil have nothing to prove to either of you, and until you realize that both of your reputations precede your feeble attempts to declare yourselves the keeper of exactitude, neither of you are worthy of washing the skidders from their shorts.
Another complaint of Starlyin’s and let the Tattler make it very clear to her and anyone else that we do not print anything about children, or the children of people in Social Issues. A letter received was a letter printed at the bottom of yesterday's edition. We had no knowledge what Luminol was writing about, until you Starlyin announced it in an open room. If you want to wrap your hands around the neck of the culprit exposing your family’s life, reach up, and squeeze. Even a fish wouldn't be caught, if he kept his mouth shut.
Addydawn has gone from short pants to full dress uniform when it comes to maturity, humor at one's self, and the ability to understand what satire is. Today, Miss Dawn laughed with, and at herself, and it was a joyful moment indeed. If she would just stop saying "pee pee" for urinate, a complete and adult woman would replace the little freckled-faced girl with a Fisher Price doctor kit.
Walks the desert, and Brutelogic were tossing tomatoes at one another in Voo's Mainstream room today, while Voo was getting his annual fro frump by Isabellah. She really can toss a curl when she has a mind to. Walks, was heckling Brute because Brute believed Tom Delay would not be arrested in Texas. Walks was correct on this one, but isn't this the same man who is still wearing his “Kerry in 2004" boxer shorts? Brute and Walks are like two pit bulls on a short chain with on ham bone between them. While these two monologue mutts were tearing strips off of everything political Kate from Australia, and Morgaine were slapping each other with their purses in the aboriginal aisle. Kate has aboriginal blood in her veins, but Morgaine still found the need to regale the woman in every nuance ever uttered about this group of people since the dawn of time. While the banging at the belligerent brawlers table hit full swing, Voo stuck his head out from under the dryer, ordered himself a Dr. Pepper, and went back to reading " Briefs, More than Y fronts." by Clarence Darrow.
Betty said " Betty1861: cindy sheehan is a great lady BRUTE and she will be back BRUTE she went to rally the people in the uk and then she is back BRUTE LMAO". Come on Betty, think a little. Helen Keller, Eleanor Roosevelt, Marie Curie or Wilma Mankiller are great women.
Scarlet Begonias, listen to Crab.
On the subject of sea life, Crabfisherman has more guts than a Perdue processing plant. This guy is not only epigrammatic; he knows how to spell it. Crabby (as his friends call him) very seldom takes a side, but prefers to err on the side of common sense when dealing with a serious situation, but in a moment, he'll turn to his Bad Boy Peck routine and poke the pokeables in a room. Crab joins no clique, he circles no wagons, no joins no posse, but rather prefers to stand alone and be responsible for his words and actions, be they right or wrong. What is that old saying? The first sign of maturity, is accepting responsibility.
Grab your aluminum foil and join the tin hat troop in Bell/ Noory Coast to Coast room. Here you will discover the world is spinning on constant conspiracies, the moon processes cheese, and King Kong is having Godzilla's love child.
It's been rumored that Eleanor Rigby was doing the dildo dance on cam. Scarlet was teasing her about it today, and promised to “Make her more bowlegged than you ever will Tornado (that's 12 times Tornado) “when the King of Gondor announced Eleanor Rigby will soon be his Queen. Do Queens really hike their skirts for fun and frolic on the internet?
Diana defended her "Doggie Chat with Diana" conversations today by saying, “I don't know much about Politics and stuff." Diana, pick up a book, any book, but favorably the ones you don't color in or have dogs on the covers. Another anomalous idea for you, would be to sit silent and listen, you just might learn something to accompany your perfect spelling and genius mind.
A conversation between Possil and Crazy Cajun today
Possil: I liked the quotes about you CC, reminds me of the Little Red Book, by Mao Tse-tung.
Crazy Cajun: You read WHAT?
Possil: Mao Tse-tung, Little Red Book.
Crazy Cajun: Who's tongue?
Possil: Mao's Mao Tse-tung, of China. Chairman Mao
Crazy Cajun: Waaaa Waaaa Waaaaa, I got a shot today.
Papasmurf and FoxyIrish brought back the old “Irish vs English" or “Blarney vs. Bollocks". Papasmurf contends the IRA are terrorists, while FoxyIrish stands firm that they are the Bobby Sands Slim-fast sellers. Sally OMally and Crazy Cajun (who was threatening to hat up, if she ever remembered where she left the damn thing), jumped on the Smurf, and ripped off a few old scabs from days gone by. There seems no point to this exercise, because just about everyone has said some sad and sick things in the heat of debate (except Sensibly Forward and Starlyin), and to keep dragging them up months later, is pediatric. KevinBritish, jumped up and admonished Crazy for including his name in the insanity, and then immediately left for higher moral ground. If Tornado and Crab can kiss and make up, so can the rest of Social Issues. Pucker up folks; it's time for a round of Kumbaya.
Idiot of the day --- Sensibly Forward and Starlyin
Admin of the day --- Tornado
Nice Person of the day ---- KevinBritish
Quote of the day ---- Cheif-Rabbit: this f******* tattle thing is really getting sleazy now, everyone courting its good opinion, becoming self conscious and watching their behaviour, what for?? the approval of a bored erudite witty individuual who is equally sycophantic as those who court her favour
Mailbag:
dumb ass I DID NOT BANN cc i don:t own the room
Stephanie does now matter what
scar hag tells you
dumb f***
The Tattler: Well, Greeneyes, no one can say that Oxford education in creative writing didn't work for you. What a brilliant letter you idited. I hate to correct someone so educated in the skill of words as yourself, but The Tattler wrote: “Crazy has managed to have herself banned from the Social Injustice room, run by Greeneyes et” al.
Seems English is your second language Greeneyes, so let me try this.
No puede usted leyó
or
Non potete avete letto
or
δεν μπορείτε να διαβάσετε
or
Hey Greeneyes, We don noticed da letter fram ya and dat says dorty werds and ya don't half ta be dat nasty way by gawd. Dem dare is no ways to spak.
Thursday, October 20, 2005
The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.
Sensibly Forward and Starlyin are invested members of the “they are liars, I've been wronged" club. Dues, to this most prestigious of sisterhood society is the ability to convince anyone that everyone is telling half truths but you. Lessons will be provided to those who dabble in truth as a mainstay. The Double S Liar's Club is based on a pack of lies, and half truths, draped in intimidation through friendship. Sensibly skewered Possil on a spit today, because in her words “if you believe them and not me, that says all I need to know about you." What a load of intimidating horse shit that is. Sensibly seems to think she holds the brain and thinking power of everyone she encounters, and this might be why she cowers in corners with the weak willed and limping loonies, because they refuse to, or can't point out the inconsistencies of her endless and complete distortion of truth. Starlyin is no better at trying to toss the limelight of lies onto another. This woman has roasted E Pluribus over an open pit of obfuscation about his authorship of The Tattler, but for some reason she can't understand why he is not to be believed, but she is? Can either of these women find the good common sense to see they do nothing but bully buddies into submission, and when that doesn't occur they toss their hair and stomp off in a shunning snit that would make an Amish community sit up and cheer the practice. E. Pluribus and PossilFossil have nothing to prove to either of you, and until you realize that both of your reputations precede your feeble attempts to declare yourselves the keeper of exactitude, neither of you are worthy of washing the skidders from their shorts.
Another complaint of Starlyin’s and let the Tattler make it very clear to her and anyone else that we do not print anything about children, or the children of people in Social Issues. A letter received was a letter printed at the bottom of yesterday's edition. We had no knowledge what Luminol was writing about, until you Starlyin announced it in an open room. If you want to wrap your hands around the neck of the culprit exposing your family’s life, reach up, and squeeze. Even a fish wouldn't be caught, if he kept his mouth shut.
Addydawn has gone from short pants to full dress uniform when it comes to maturity, humor at one's self, and the ability to understand what satire is. Today, Miss Dawn laughed with, and at herself, and it was a joyful moment indeed. If she would just stop saying "pee pee" for urinate, a complete and adult woman would replace the little freckled-faced girl with a Fisher Price doctor kit.
Walks the desert, and Brutelogic were tossing tomatoes at one another in Voo's Mainstream room today, while Voo was getting his annual fro frump by Isabellah. She really can toss a curl when she has a mind to. Walks, was heckling Brute because Brute believed Tom Delay would not be arrested in Texas. Walks was correct on this one, but isn't this the same man who is still wearing his “Kerry in 2004" boxer shorts? Brute and Walks are like two pit bulls on a short chain with on ham bone between them. While these two monologue mutts were tearing strips off of everything political Kate from Australia, and Morgaine were slapping each other with their purses in the aboriginal aisle. Kate has aboriginal blood in her veins, but Morgaine still found the need to regale the woman in every nuance ever uttered about this group of people since the dawn of time. While the banging at the belligerent brawlers table hit full swing, Voo stuck his head out from under the dryer, ordered himself a Dr. Pepper, and went back to reading " Briefs, More than Y fronts." by Clarence Darrow.
Betty said " Betty1861: cindy sheehan is a great lady BRUTE and she will be back BRUTE she went to rally the people in the uk and then she is back BRUTE LMAO". Come on Betty, think a little. Helen Keller, Eleanor Roosevelt, Marie Curie or Wilma Mankiller are great women.
Scarlet Begonias, listen to Crab.
On the subject of sea life, Crabfisherman has more guts than a Perdue processing plant. This guy is not only epigrammatic; he knows how to spell it. Crabby (as his friends call him) very seldom takes a side, but prefers to err on the side of common sense when dealing with a serious situation, but in a moment, he'll turn to his Bad Boy Peck routine and poke the pokeables in a room. Crab joins no clique, he circles no wagons, no joins no posse, but rather prefers to stand alone and be responsible for his words and actions, be they right or wrong. What is that old saying? The first sign of maturity, is accepting responsibility.
Grab your aluminum foil and join the tin hat troop in Bell/ Noory Coast to Coast room. Here you will discover the world is spinning on constant conspiracies, the moon processes cheese, and King Kong is having Godzilla's love child.
It's been rumored that Eleanor Rigby was doing the dildo dance on cam. Scarlet was teasing her about it today, and promised to “Make her more bowlegged than you ever will Tornado (that's 12 times Tornado) “when the King of Gondor announced Eleanor Rigby will soon be his Queen. Do Queens really hike their skirts for fun and frolic on the internet?
Diana defended her "Doggie Chat with Diana" conversations today by saying, “I don't know much about Politics and stuff." Diana, pick up a book, any book, but favorably the ones you don't color in or have dogs on the covers. Another anomalous idea for you, would be to sit silent and listen, you just might learn something to accompany your perfect spelling and genius mind.
A conversation between Possil and Crazy Cajun today
Possil: I liked the quotes about you CC, reminds me of the Little Red Book, by Mao Tse-tung.
Crazy Cajun: You read WHAT?
Possil: Mao Tse-tung, Little Red Book.
Crazy Cajun: Who's tongue?
Possil: Mao's Mao Tse-tung, of China. Chairman Mao
Crazy Cajun: Waaaa Waaaa Waaaaa, I got a shot today.
Papasmurf and FoxyIrish brought back the old “Irish vs English" or “Blarney vs. Bollocks". Papasmurf contends the IRA are terrorists, while FoxyIrish stands firm that they are the Bobby Sands Slim-fast sellers. Sally OMally and Crazy Cajun (who was threatening to hat up, if she ever remembered where she left the damn thing), jumped on the Smurf, and ripped off a few old scabs from days gone by. There seems no point to this exercise, because just about everyone has said some sad and sick things in the heat of debate (except Sensibly Forward and Starlyin), and to keep dragging them up months later, is pediatric. KevinBritish, jumped up and admonished Crazy for including his name in the insanity, and then immediately left for higher moral ground. If Tornado and Crab can kiss and make up, so can the rest of Social Issues. Pucker up folks; it's time for a round of Kumbaya.
Idiot of the day --- Sensibly Forward and Starlyin
Admin of the day --- Tornado
Nice Person of the day ---- KevinBritish
Quote of the day ---- Cheif-Rabbit: this f******* tattle thing is really getting sleazy now, everyone courting its good opinion, becoming self conscious and watching their behaviour, what for?? the approval of a bored erudite witty individuual who is equally sycophantic as those who court her favour
Mailbag:
dumb ass I DID NOT BANN cc i don:t own the room
Stephanie does now matter what
scar hag tells you
dumb f***
The Tattler: Well, Greeneyes, no one can say that Oxford education in creative writing didn't work for you. What a brilliant letter you idited. I hate to correct someone so educated in the skill of words as yourself, but The Tattler wrote: “Crazy has managed to have herself banned from the Social Injustice room, run by Greeneyes et” al.
Seems English is your second language Greeneyes, so let me try this.
No puede usted leyó
or
Non potete avete letto
or
δεν μπορείτε να διαβάσετε
or
Hey Greeneyes, We don noticed da letter fram ya and dat says dorty werds and ya don't half ta be dat nasty way by gawd. Dem dare is no ways to spak.
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